Koi aankhon aankhon se baat kar leta hai
Koi aankhon aankhon mein mulakaat kar leta hai
Bada Mushkil hota hai tab Jawab denA
Jab koi Khamosh rehkar Sawaal kar leta hai
romantic
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You are my sweet sona,
I dont want to u khona,
plz give me your heart ka kona,
Otherwise I will start rona dhona
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Jise dil diya woh dilli chali gayi,
jise pyar kiya woh italy chali gayi;
dil ne kaha khud-kushi(suicide) kar le jalim,
bijali ko haath lagaya to bijali chali gayi.
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Maine tumse pyar kiya, tere baap ne muzhe pita;
Maine tumse pyar kiya, tere baap ne muzhe pita;
Tan ki shakti, manki shakti, Bournvita.
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Main hu yahan, tu hai wahan
Main hu yahan, tu hai wahan
Lifebouy hai jahan, tandurusti hai wahan
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Tere gam me tadap kar mar jayenge,
Mar gaye to tera naam lagayenge...
Rishwat de ke tujhe bhi bulaenge,
Tum upar aaoge to saath baith ke Kurkure khaenge....
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Main ushke PYAAR me ban gaya BARAF ka GOLA,
aur vo bewafa kehati hai thanda matlab COCA-COLA.**
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JIS KE DIL MEIN DARD HAI WOH DILDAAR HAI.
JIS KE DIL MEIN DARD HAI WOH DILDAAR HAI.
JIS KE SAR MEIN DARD HAI WOH SARDAAR HAI.
WAH WAH WAH .......
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Kar diya izhare-ishq hamne telephone par,
Kar diya izhare-ishq hamne telephone par,
laakh rupaye ki bat thi,
do rupaye main ho gayee (wah wah)
funny sms
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Bikhare Ansuo Ke moti hum piro na sake,
Teri yaad me sari raat ro na sake,
Bheeg na jaye ankho me tasveer teri,
Bas yahi soch kar ham sari raat ro na sake.
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chehre ki hansi se har gham chupao,
bahut kuch bolo par kuch na btao,
Khud na kabhi ruttho par sab ko manao,
Yahi raaz hai zindagi ka......bass jete jaao....
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PALKO KE KINARE HUMNE BHIGOY NAHI
WO SOCHTE HAI HUM ROYE NAHI
WO PUCHHTE HAI KE KHWABO ME KISE DEKHTE HO
AUR HUM HAI KE UNKE YAAD ME SOYE HI NAHI
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Sukhe patte se pyar kar lenge,
Hum tumhara Aitbaar kar lenge.
Tum ye to kaho hum tumhare hain,
Hum zindagi bhar intezaar kar lenge.
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Waade pe wo mere Aitbaar nahi karte,
Hum zikre Mohabbat sare bazaar nahi karte.
Darta hai DiL unki Rushwaayi se,
Aur wo sochte hain hum unse pyar nahi karte. . .
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फूलो की खुशबू को चुराया नही जाता,
सुरज की रोशनी को छुपाया नही जाता,
चाहे कितनी भी दूरी हो हम मे और आप मे,
लेकिन आप जैसे दोस्तो को भुलाया नही जाता
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चाँद ने भगवान से चाँदनी मांगी,
सुरज़ ने भगवान से रोशनी मांगी,
भगवान ने जब हमसे हमारी चाहत पुछी,
तो हमने तोहफे मे तुम्हारी दोस्ती मांगी..
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Bheegi aankho se muskurane me maza aur hai,
Haste haste palke bhigane me maza aur hai,
Baat khehke toh koi bhi samjhe,
Khamoshi ko koi samjhe toh maza aur hai……
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0.Yaad hai ham pehle kahan milte the......
train ruki, khidki khuli, nazro se nazre mili aur aapne kahan,.....
ALLAH KE NAAM PE KUCH DE DE BABA!!!!!!
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1. Aapke haath me
mobile hai..
Chehere pe khubh soorat
smile hai...
SMS ki achchi khasi
File hai...
Phir bhi
SMS nahi karte...
yaar, yeh kaun sa
stupid style hai??
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2. Kripya Dhyaan De,
Dhyaan dene k liye Shukriya!
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3. Ummido ki shama dil me mat jalana,
is jahan se alag duniya mat basana,
aaj bas mood me tha to SMS kar diya,
par roj intezar me palke mat bichana!
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4. Geeta mein likha hai?
are yaar yahan kya dhund raha hai, maine kaha geeta mein likha hai!!
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5.Aapki muskan hamari kamzori hai, Keh na pana hamari majburi hai, Aap kyon nahin samajhte is khamoshi ko, Kya khamoshi ko zuban dena zaruri hai?
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6. Ikraar mein shabdon ki ehmiyat nahi hoti,
Dil ke jazbaat ki awaaz nahi hoti,
Aankhen bayaan kar deti hain dil ki daastan,
Mohabbat lafzon ki mohtaaz nahi hoti!
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7. Kitna bhi chaho na bhol paoge
Kitna bhi chaho na bhol paoge
Hum se jitna dur jao nazdik pao ge
Humein mita sakte ho to mita do
yaadein meri, magar..
kya sapno se juda kar pao ge humein.
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8. Yaadon ki parchayee mein ab to aaye tera hi cehra
Tu abhi tak iss baat se hai anjaan main hoon deewana tera
Izhaar-e-Dosti karne to bahot baar socha maine
Par har baar tere hi aks ne roka hai rastaa mera
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9. Na chaho kisi ko itna ki chahat aapki majburi ban
jaye,
chaho kisi ko itna aapka pyaar uske liye jaruri ban
jaye
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10. Pani main pathar mat pheko
Koi pani pita hai
Pani main pathar mat pheko
Koi pani pita hai
Apne chehre par muskuhart sajaye rakha karo
Koi isi muskan ke liye jita hai
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11. Sabhi nagme saaz mein gaye nahi jaate,
sabhi log mehfil mein bulaaye nahi jaate,
kuch paas reh kar bhi yaad nahi aate,
kuch dur reh kar bhi bhoolaye nahi jaate...
Romantic SMS, Romantic Hindi SMS, 167 Characters
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Har pal ne kaha ek pal se...
Pal bhar ke liye aap mere samne aa jao...
pal bhar ka saath kuch aisa ho...
ki har pal tum hi yaad aao...
Romantic SMS, Romantic Hindi SMS, 141 Characters
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.Humse door jayoge kaise,
Dil se hume bhulayoge kaise,
Hum to vo khusboo hain jo aapki
saanso mein baste hain,
Khud ki saanso ko rok payoge kaise
Romantic SMS, Romantic Hindi SMS, 152 Characters
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Jab tanhai me aapki yaad aati hai,
Hontho pe ek hi fariyad aati hai...
Khuda aapko har khushi de,
Kyonki aaj bhi hamari har khushi aapke baad aati hai..
Romantic SMS, Romantic Hindi SMS, 158 Characters
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Talaash Karo koi tumhe mil jayega,
Magar hamari tarha tumhe kaun chahega,
Zarur koi chahat ki nazar se tumhe dekhega,
Magar ankhein hamari kahan se layega..!!
Romantic SMS, Romantic Hindi SMS, 166 Characters
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Jub Khamosh Aankho Se Baat Hoti Hai
Aise Hi Mohabbat Ki Suruwat Hoti Hai
Tumhare Hi Khayalo Mein Khoye Rehte Hain
Pata Nahi Kab Din Kab Raat Hoti Hai
Romantic SMS, Romantic Hindi SMS, 158 Characters
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Khud Ko Khud Ki Khabar Na Lage,
Koi Achha B Is Kadar Na Lage,
Aap Ko Dekha Hai Bas Us Nazar Se,
Jis Nazar Se Aap Ko Nazar Na Lage...
Romantic SMS, Romantic Hindi SMS, 139 Characters
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Zarurat hi nai alfaaz ki,
pyaar to cheez hai bas ehsaas ki,
paas hote to manzar hi kya hota,
dur se hi khabar hai hume aapki har saans ki...
Romantic SMS, Romantic Hindi SMS, 146 Characters
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Kashish honi chahiye kisi ko yaad karne ki,
lamhe to apne aap mil jayenge,
waqt hona chahiye kisi ko milne ka,
bahane to apne aap hee mil jayenge.
Romantic SMS, Romantic Hindi SMS, 153 Characters
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Lamhe judai ke bekarar karte hain,
Haalat meri mujhe laachar karte hain,
Aankhe meri pad lo kabhi,
Ham khud kaise kahe ki
hum aapse pyaar karte hain.
Romantic SMS, Romantic Hindi SMS, 157 Characters
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Ajeeb si kashish hai aap me
Ki hum aap k khayalon me khoye rehte hai
Ye soch kar k aap khawabo me aao ge
Hum din me bhi soya karte hai.
Romantic SMS, Romantic Hindi SMS, 141 Characters
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Badalna aata nahi humko mousmo ki tarah
Har ek roop main tera intezaar karte hain
Na tum samet sakogi jise qayamat tak
Kasam tumhari tumhe itna pyar karte hain.
Romantic SMS, Romantic Hindi SMS, 165 Characters
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Apke aane se zindagi kitni khubsoorat hai,
Dil me basayi hai jo woh apki hi surat hai,
Dur jaana nahi humse kabhi bhulker bhi,
Hume har kadam per aapki zarurat hai.
Romantic SMS, Romantic Hindi SMS, 170 Characters
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Ek achha dost agar 100 baar roothe to use 100 baar manao, kyunki keemti motiyon ki maala jitni baar hbi toote use pirona hi padta hai...
Friendship SMS, Friendship Hindi SMS, 136 Characters
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Is kadar hum yaar ko manane nikle, uski chahat ke hum deewane nikle, jab bhi use dil ka haal batana chaha, to uske hothon se waqt na hone ke bahane nikle...
Shayari SMS, Shayari Hindi SMS, 156 Characters
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Aansuo ke girne ki aahat nahi hoti, Dil ke tootne ki awaaz nahi hoti, Agar hota khuda ko ehsaas dard ka, to use dard dene ki Aadat nahi hoti..
Shayari SMS, Shayari Hindi SMS, 142 Characters
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Feroz Khan Don hota to dialouge kya hota?
Mere sar par baal aane ka intezaar to 11 shehron ke naayi kar rahe hain, par mere sar par baal aana mushkil hi nahi namumkin hai...
Insult SMS, Insult Hindi SMS, 179 Characters
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Gul ne gulshan se gulfam bheja hai, sitaro ne aasma se salam bheja hai, mubarak ho apko naya saal, hum ne advance me ye piagam bheja hai. Happy New Year.
New Year SMS, New Year Hindi SMS, 153 Characters
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Day by day teri khusiya ho jaye Double,
Teri zindagi se delete ho jaye sare Trouble,
Khuda rakkhe humesha tujhe Smart & Fit,
Tera liye New Year ho Super-Duper Hit!!
New Year SMS, New Year Hindi SMS, 167 Characters
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Din gujar gaya hai intejaar mein, raat gujar gayi intejaar mein, Naya saal mubarak ho aapko, 2006 beet gaya aapke SMS ke intejar mein.
New Year SMS, New Year Hindi SMS, 134 Characters
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Sabke Dilo mein ho sabke liye Pyar,
Aanewala har din laye Khushiyon ka Tyohar,
Es ummid k sath aao bhulke sare Gum,
New Year 2007 ko Hum Sab kare WELCOME
New Year SMS, New Year Hindi SMS, 159 Characters
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Es Naye Saal mein
Jo tu chahe wo tera ho,
Har din khubsoorat aur ratein roshan ho,
Kamiyabi chumte rahe tere kadam humesha yaar,
Naya Saal Mubarak ho tujhe mere yaar.
New Year SMS, New Year Hindi SMS, 174 Characters
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Beet gaya jo saal,Bhul jaayein,
Beet gaya jo saal,Bhul jaayein,
Es Naye Saal ko Gale lagayein,
Karte hai dua hum Rab se sar jhukake...
Es Saal k Sare Sapne pure ho Aapke.
*NAYA SAAL MUBARAK*
New Year SMS, New Year Hindi SMS, 200 Characters
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Purana saal sabse ho raha hai door,
Purana saal sabse ho raha hai door,
Kya karein yahi hai kudrat ka dastoor,
Purane yaadein sochkar udaas na ho tum,
Naya saal aaya hai chalo...
DHOOM MACHALE, DHOOM MACHALE DHOOM!!
New Year SMS, New Year Hindi SMS, 225 Characters
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Sunehri Dhoop Barsaat ke baad
Sunehri dhoop barsaat k bad,
thori si hansi her baat ke baad,
usi tarah ho mubarak aap ko 2007, 2006 k baad.
Wish u a Happy new year.
New Year SMS, New Year Hindi SMS, 171 Characters
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Chritmas ka yeh pyara tyohaar jeevan mein laye khushiyan apaar, santa clause aaye aapke dwar, subhkamna hamari kare sweekar. Merry Christmas.
Christmas SMS, Christmas Hindi SMS, 141 Characters
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Mubarak naam hai tera, mubarak Eid ho tujko, jise tu dekhna chahe usi ki deed ho tujko
EiD MuBaRaK.
Eid Mubarak SMS, Eid Mubarak Hindi SMS, 100 Characters
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Koi itna Chahe Tumhe to batana,
Koi tumhare itne Naaz uthaaye to Batana,
EID MUBARAK to har koi Keh dega tumse,
Koi Hamari tarah kahey to batana.
Eid Mubarak SMS, Eid Mubarak Hindi SMS, 148 Characters
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Jub kabi bin mange app per khushion ki bersaat ho, jub kabi app ka dil anjaani khushi se betaab ho, to samaj lena koi aap ko duaon main yaad ker raha hai. Happy Eid Day
Eid Mubarak SMS, Eid Mubarak Hindi SMS, 168 Characters
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Eid leka aate hai dher sare khusiya,
Eid mita deta hai insan mai duriya,
Eid hai khuda ka ek nayam tabarok
Eisi liye kahte hai sab EID MUBARAK
Eid Mubarak SMS, Eid Mubarak Hindi SMS, 145 Characters
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Aaj se Amiri Garibi ka fasle na rahe,
Har Insan ek duje ko aapna bhai kahe,
Aj sab kuch bhool ka aa gale lag ja,
Mubarak ho tuje yeh EID ka tyohar.
Eid Mubarak SMS, Eid Mubarak Hindi SMS, 150 Characters
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Aaj Khuda ki hum par ho Meharbani,
Karde maaf hum logo ki sare Naformani,
Eid Ka din aj aao milke kare yahi wada,
Khuda ka hi raaho mein hum chalange sada.
Sabko EID MUBARAK
Eid Mubarak SMS, Eid Mubarak Hindi SMS, 177 Characters
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Sunhari Dhup Barsat ke Bad, thodi Si Hushi Har Bat ke Bad, Usi Tarah Ho Mubarak App Ko Ye Nayi Subah Kal rat Ke Bad Happy Eid day.
Eid Mubarak SMS, Eid Mubarak Hindi SMS, 130 Characters
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Do you know the Meaning of EID?
I think it means "ENJOY in DUNIYA!!"
So, In your life all moments bring EID for you....
Wish You...EID MUBARAK.
Eid Mubarak SMS, Eid Mubarak Hindi SMS, 146 Characters
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Sada haste raho jaise haste hain phool,
Duniya ki sare gham tumeh jaye bhool,
Charo taraf phalao khushion ka geet,
Eisi ummid ka sath Yaar tumhe...MUBARAK ho EID.
Eid Mubarak SMS, Eid Mubarak Hindi SMS, 166 Characters
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EID MUBARAK ho Aapko,
Dher sari tarif aur khusiya mile aapko,
But, Jab EIDI mile aapko to Please....
Aap Yaad karna Sirf Humko!!!
Eid Mubarak SMS, Eid Mubarak Hindi SMS, 132 Characters
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Is diwali pe humari dua hai ki apka har sapnna pura ho,
duniya ke unche mukam apke ho,
shoharat ki bulandiyon par naam apka ho!
Wish u a very Happy Diwali!
Diwali SMS, Diwali Hindi SMS, 161 Characters
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Khushian ho overflow,masti kabhi na ho low,dosti ka surur chaya rahe,dhan aur shorat ki ho bauchar, aisa aaye aapke liye DIWALI KA TYOHAR
Diwali SMS, Diwali Hindi SMS, 137 Characters
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Sri ram ji aapke ghar sukh ki barsat karen, Dukhon ka naas karen. Prem ki phuljhari wa anar aapke ghar ko roshan kare. Roshni ke diye aapki jingagi me khusiya layen. Happy deepawali
Diwali SMS, Diwali Hindi SMS, 181 Characters
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Apne dil ko tatolke apni baat keh do. 'Today is a day of celebration. Why? xx years ago on the same day, GOD sent me my flesh and bone conscience. Wishing my Friendly Inner Voice a very happy b-day. Hugs & Kisses.
Birthday SMS, Birthday Hindi SMS, 213 Characters
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Tumhari is ada ka kya jawab du,
apne dost ko kya uphar du,
koi accha sa phool hota to mali se mangvata,
jo khud gulab hai usko kya gulab du...
Junam Din Mubarak Ho
Birthday SMS, Birthday Hindi SMS, 171 Characters
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Dua hai Ki Kamyabi ke har sikhar pe aap ka naam hoga, aapke har kadam par duniya ka salam hoga, Himat se mushkilon ka samana karna hamari dua hai ki waqt
bhi ek din aapka gulam hoga. Happy Birthday
Birthday SMS, Birthday Hindi SMS, 199 Characters
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"aaj se aap ke yaha...dhan... ki barsat ho,
maa laxmi ka... vas... ho, sankatto ka.... nash... ho
har dil par aapka... raj... ho, unnati ka sar par... taj... ho
ghar me shanti ka.... vas... ho
* HAPPY DIWALI *
Diwali SMS, Diwali Hindi SMS, 213 Characters
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Apun wishing u a wonderful,
super-duper, zabardast, xtra-badhiya, xtra special ekdum mast n dhinchak, bole to ekdum Jhakaas "HAPPY DiWALi"
Diwali SMS, Diwali Hindi SMS, 139 Characters
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Diwali, Gul ne gulshan se gulfam bheja hai,
sitaro ne gagan se salam bheja hai,
Mubarak ho apko ye "DIWALI"
Humne tahe dil se yeh paigam bheja hai.
Diwali SMS, Diwali Hindi SMS, 150 Characters
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Phool ki shuruvat kali se hoti hai,
Zindagi ki shuruvat pyar se hoti hai,
Pyar ki shuruvat apno se hoti hai aur
apno ki shuruvat aapse hoti hai.
* Happy Diwali *
Diwali SMS, Diwali Hindi SMS, 165 Characters
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Makki ki Roti, Nimbu ka Aachar,
Suraj Ki Kirne, Khushiyo ki Bahar,
Chand Ki Chandi, Apno ka Pyar,
Mubarak Ho Aapko, DIWALI ka Tyohar
Diwali SMS, Diwali Hindi SMS, 135 Characters
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I Pray to God to give U
Shanti,
Shakti,
Sampati,
Swarup,
Saiyam,
Saadgi,
Safalta,
Samridhi,
Sanskar,
Swaasth,
Sanmaan,
Saraswati,
aur SNEH.
SHUBH DIWALI...
Diwali SMS, Diwali Hindi SMS, 169 Characters
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Safalta Kadam Chumti rahe,
Khushi Aaspas ghumti rahe,
Yash Itna faile ki KASTURI Sharma Jaye,
Laxmi ki kripa itni ho ki BALAJI bhi dekhte rah jaye,
Diwali SMS, Diwali Hindi SMS, 150 Characters
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Deep Jalte jagmagate rahe, Hum aapko Aap hame yaad aate rahe,
Jab tak zindagi hai, dua hai hamari 'Aap Chand ki tarah Zagmagate rahe...
Diwali SMS, Diwali Hindi SMS, 136 Characters
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Aai aai Diwali aai, Saath me kitni Khushiya laayi,
Dhoom machao, mauz manao, aap sabhi ko Diwali ki badhai.
Happy Diwali
Diwali SMS, Diwali Hindi SMS, 122 Characters
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Diwali Parva hai Khushio ka,
Ujalo ka, Laxmi ka.... Is Diwali Aapki Jindagi khushio se bhari ho,
Duniya ujalo se roshan ho, ghar par Maa Laxmi ka Aagman ho...
Happy Diwali
Diwali SMS, Diwali Hindi SMS, 175 Characters
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Santa: Ghar ka saara keemti samaan chhupa ke rakh do, mere dost aa rahe hain.
Jeeto: Kyon! Aapke dost chura lengey?
Santa: Nahin, pehchan lengey.
Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta Hindi SMS, 149 Characters
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A sweet girl goes to Banta's shop and said: Mujhe underwear dikhao.
Banta sharmate hue: Aaj pehan kar nahin aaya.
Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta Hindi SMS, 115 Characters
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Teacher: Agar apna character sudharna hai to sab auraton ko MAA kaha karo.
Student: Madam is se mera character to theek rahega, par mere baap ka bigad jayega.
Funny SMS, Funny Hindi SMS, 160 Characters
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Medical Shayari
When you breathe, you respire!
Wah Wah!
When you breathe, you respire!
Wah Wah!
When you don't breathe, you expire!
Wah Wah, kya baat hai!
Funny SMS, Funny Hindi SMS, 168 Characters
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Santa: Woh ladki kitni sundar hai!
Banta: Mujhe uska naam pata hai.
Santa: Kya naam hai uska?
Banta: Woh bank mein kaam karti hai, uske counter ke upar uska naam likha tha "CHAALU KHAATA"
Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta Hindi SMS, 193 Characters
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Hamara har lamha chura liya aapne, aankhon ko ik chand dikha diya aapne. Hamein zindagi to di kisi aur ne, par pyaar itna dekar jeena sikha diya aapne.
Shayari SMS, Shayari Hindi SMS, 151 Characters
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Jise koyal samjhe, woh kauwa nikla. Dosti ke naam par hauwa nikla. Jo roka karte they humein sharab peene se, aaj unki jeb se pauwa nikla.
Funny SMS, Funny Hindi SMS, 138 Characters
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Zindagi mein hamesha naye dost milenge, kahi zyada to kahin kum milenge. Aitbaar zara soch kar karna, mumkin nahi tumhe har jagah HUM milenge.
Friendship SMS, Friendship Hindi SMS, 142 Characters
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Translation from hindi to english, "Khushi ke mare uski chaati phool gayi".
Santa: Due to happiness, his chest became breast.
Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta Hindi SMS, 127 Characters
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Jija: Sali ji, aapke yahan ki sabse mash-hoor cheez kaunsi hai?
Sali: Jija ji, jo mash-hoor thi, usey to aap le gaye!
Funny SMS, Funny Hindi SMS, 118 Characters
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Media: Prince, bahar aa kar acha lag raha hai?
Prince: Kya acha lagega? Andar choclate thi, pastry thi, milk badam tha. Thodi der aur ruk jaate shayad Bipasha bhi aa jati.
Funny SMS, Funny Hindi SMS, 172 Characters
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Dard jitna saha jaye utna hi sehna, Kisi ke dil ko jo lag jaye vo baat na kehna, Milte hain hamare jaise dost bahut kam, Isline humse 'Kabhi Alvida Na Kehna'
Friendship SMS, Friendship Hindi SMS, 157 Characters
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Woh nadiyan nahi aansu they mere, jinpar woh kashti chalate rahe.
Manzil mile unhein yeh chahat thi meri, isliye hum aansu bahate rahe.
Shayari SMS, Shayari Hindi SMS, 136 Characters
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Santa ki shaadi ek nurse se ho gayi.
Banta: Aur santa, kaisi nibh rahi hai?
Santa: Pooch mat yaar, jab tak sister na kaho, bolti hi nahi.
Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta Hindi SMS, 139 Characters
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Tujhe bhoolkar bhi na bhool payenge hum, Bas yahi ek wada nibha payenge hum.
Mita denge khud ko bhi jahan se lekin, Tera naam dil se na mita payenge hum..
Shayari SMS, Shayari Hindi SMS, 155 Characters
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Ye pyari nigahein yaad rahengi, milkar na milne ki ada yaad rahegi, mumkin nahi ki main tumhe bhula dun, aur umar bhar tumhe bhi meri yaad rahegi.
Shayari SMS, Shayari Hindi SMS, 146 Characters
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4 roses, just for you!
1st for Friendship.
2nd for Wealth.
3rd for Happiness.
and the last one..
Kaan ke upar laga lena, mast lagega.
Insult SMS, Insult Hindi SMS, 144 Characters
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Patient to Doc: Aapne nurse bahut achhi rakhi hai, uska haath lagte hi main theek ho gaya.
Doctor: Jaanta hu, thappad ki awaaz mujhe bhi sunai di thi.
Funny SMS, Funny Hindi SMS, 151 Characters
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Kal kare so aaj kar, aaj kar so ab. Kal kare so aaj kar, aaj kar so ab. Abey karta hi rahega to dhoyega kab?
Funny SMS, Funny Hindi SMS, 108 Characters
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In a train compartment husband: Darling, mujhe to tumhari aatma se pyar hai, tumhare jism ki mujhe koi chah nahin. Main tumhari rooh ko chahta hoon, tumhara shareer to main kutton ko daal doon.
Banta sitting on upper berth says: BOW BOW
Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta Hindi SMS, 237 Characters
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Banta: Yeh chaaku kyon ubaal rahe ho?
Santa: Suicide karne ke liye
Banta: To phir ubalne kui kya zaroorat hai?
Santa: Kahin infection na ho jaaye
Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta Hindi SMS, 148 Characters
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Girl: Will u marry me?
Santa: No, humare yahan shaadi sirf relatives mein hi hoti hai. Mummy ne Papa se, Didi ne Jijaji se aur Bhaiya ne Bhabhi se
Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta Hindi SMS, 147 Characters
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Ek baar Santa Gangubai ke ghar jaata hai aur darwaza knock karta hai.
Gangubai: Kaun ?
Santa: Main !
Gangubai: Main kaun?
Santa: Tu Gangubai
Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta Hindi SMS, 144 Characters
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Santa joined NASA. After one month the Americans had to change the name from NASA to SATYANASA
Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta Hindi SMS, 94 Characters
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Ek ladka ek ladki k saath baitha tha. 2nd day doosri ladki k saath deha gaya. 3rd day koi aur ladki thi. 4th day kisi nayi ladki ke saath tha
Moral: Ladkiyan badal jaati hain, ladke nahin badaltey
Funny SMS, Funny Hindi SMS, 197 Characters
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Baba ji ka mela laga hai haridwar mein. Prashad mein Recharge Coupon diye jayenge. Kisi aur ko mat batana. Ye SMS sirf chuninda bhikhariyon ko bheje ja raha hai
Funny SMS, Funny Hindi SMS, 160 Characters
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Mom: Beti badi ho kar kya karogi?
Beti: Kuch nahin... Maan banungi, padhungi, shaadi karungi... aur kya?
Mom: Jo karna hai karo par zara serial order mein karna.
Funny SMS, Funny Hindi SMS, 163 Characters
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Lamhe ye suhane saath ho na ho, kal me aaj jaisi koi baat ho na ho, aapka pyar hamesha is dil mei rahega, chahe poori umar mulaqat ho na ho..
Romantic SMS, Romantic Hindi SMS, 141 Characters
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Tum mujhe kabhi dil kabhi aakhon se pukaro, Ye hothon ke taqaluf to zamane ke liye hain.
Shayari SMS, Shayari Hindi SMS, 88 Characters
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Dosti insan ki zaroorat hai, dilon pe dosti ki huqumat hai, aap ke pyar ki wajah se zinda hain warna khuda ko bhi hamari zaroorat hai.
Shayari SMS, Shayari Hindi SMS, 134 Characters
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Nurse came out with the newborn kid, Santa rushed 2 her & after seeing the kid he shouted, BETA hua BETA. She slapped him: Leave my finger, u fool, It’s a gal
Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta Hindi SMS, 158 Characters
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Banta ped pe chada to upar baithey bandar ne poocha: Upar kyon aaya?
Banta: Apple khane.
Bandar: Yeh to aam ka ped hai.
Banta: Pata hai, apple saath laya hoon.
Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta Hindi SMS, 162 Characters
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Santa dials a number. A girl receives the call.
Santa: Who r u?
Girl: Seeta here.
Santa: Maine to Chandigarh phone kiya tha, yeh to Ayodhya mil gaya.
Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta Hindi SMS, 153 Characters
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Santa ke bagiche mein bahut sare ped - paudhe thay, Santa naukar ko bola ped-paudhon ko pani dal.
Naukar: Sahab baarish ho rahi hai.
Santa: Abe to Chatri leke dal.
Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta Hindi SMS, 165 Characters
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Banta: Truck dekhkar tum kaampte kyon ho?
Santa: Ek truck driver meri biwi lekar bhaag gaya tha, har baar lagta hai jaise usko vapas karne aaya hai.
Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta Hindi SMS, 149 Characters
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Santa: Itne kam marks? Do thappad marne chahiye.
Pappu: Haan papa, chalo maine us saale master ka ghar bhi dekh rakha hai.
Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta Hindi SMS, 123 Characters
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Pappu was writing his father's name on a 1000 Watt bulb.
Santa asked him: What are you doing?
Pappu: Aapka naam roshan kar raha hoon.
Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta Hindi SMS, 135 Characters
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Santa to Pappu: Where's Sukhna Lake?
Pappu: Pata nahi.
Santa: Kabhi ghar se bhi nikla karo.
Pappu: Who's Banta?
Santa: Pata nai.
Pappu: Kabhi ghar me bhi raha karo.
Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta Hindi SMS, 170 Characters
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Ummido ki shama dil mein mat jalana.... huzefa se alag duniya mat basana... waise aaj mood main hu to sms kar diya par roz intezaar mein palke mat bichana.
Sms Related SMS, Sms Related Hindi SMS, 155 Characters
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Tu dekh ya na dekh, tere dekhne ka gham nahi, par teri ye na dekhne ki ada dekhne se kam nahi..
Shayari SMS, Shayari Hindi SMS, 95 Characters
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Is se pehle ki dilo me nafrat jaage, aao ek shaam mohabbat me bita di jaye.... Karke kuch mohabbat ki baatein, Is shaam ki masti badha di jaye.
Shayari SMS, Shayari Hindi SMS, 143 Characters
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Unhe yeh shikwa hai ki hum unhe yaad karte hi nahi, par unhe ye kaun samjaye ki hum unhe yad kaise kare jinhe hum bhoolte hi nahi.
Flirt SMS, Flirt Hindi SMS, 130 Characters
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Sms har pal karu to shararat hogi, har din karu to paresani hogi, kabhi kabaar karu to kanjusi hogi, par dil se karu toh aapko khushi hogi.
Sms Related SMS, Sms Related Hindi SMS, 139 Characters
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Which are the 2 latest versions of java.
Think... think... think...
Marjava & Mitjava
Funny SMS, Funny Hindi SMS, 92 Characters
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Tajmahal ki imarat her aashiq ko mohabbat ki misaal nazar aati hai. Main kis kis ke liye taj banwaun mujhe to her ladki mumtaz nazar aati hai.
Flirt SMS, Flirt Hindi SMS, 142 Characters
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Teri doori ka ehsaas jab satane laga. Tere sath guzra har lamha yaad aane laga. Jab bhi bhulane ki koshish ki. Tu dil ke aur karib aane laga.
Shayari SMS, Shayari Hindi SMS, 141 Characters
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Santa: Do you know English?
Banta: Yes
Santa: Ok! Then tell what is the opposite of NAAG PANCHAMI?
Banta: So simple Yaar... NAAG DO NOT PUNCH ME.
Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta Hindi SMS, 151 Characters
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Jab bhi kisi ko kareeb paya hai, kasam khuda ki wahin dhokha khaya hai. Kyon dosh dete hein hum kanto ko... Zakham to humne phulo se paaya hai.
Shayari SMS, Shayari Hindi SMS, 143 Characters
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Karoge yaad ek din is pyar ke zamane ko, chale jayenge jab hum kabhi na vapas aane ko. Chalega mehfil me jab zikr hamara koi, to tum bhi tanhayi dhundoge aansu bahane ko.
Shayari SMS, Shayari Hindi SMS, 170 Characters
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Mohobbat ka imtihan aasan nahi; pyar sirf pane ka naam nahi. Muddatein beet jati hain kisi ke intezaar mein, ye sirf pal-do-pal ka kaam nahi.
Shayari SMS, Shayari Hindi SMS, 141 Characters
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Teri berukhi ko bhi rutba diya humne. Pyar ka har farz ada kiya humne. Mat soch ke hum bhool gaye hain tujhe; aaj bhi khuda se pehle tujhe yaad kiya humne.
Shayari SMS, Shayari Hindi SMS, 155 Characters
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Tanhai bhari zindagi ka safar mila; na saathi, na humsafar mila. Hum diya jalta chhod gaye the unke liye; jab vapis lote to jalta hua ghar mila.
Shayari SMS, Shayari Hindi SMS, 144 Characters
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Na jaane tum pe itna yakin kyon hai? Tera khayal bhi itna haseen kyon hai? Suna hai Pyar ka dard meetha hota hai; to aankh se nikla ye aansu namkeen kyon hai?
Shayari SMS, Shayari Hindi SMS, 158 Characters
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Dosti insaan ki zaroorat hai, dilon pe dosti ki hukamat hai aap k pyar ki wajah se zinda hain warna khuda ko bhi hamari zarorat hai..
Friendship SMS, Friendship Hindi SMS, 133 Characters
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Santa apni GF ko I love u kehta aur gir jata.
Girl: Yeh kya kar rahe ho?
Santa : I am falling in love.
Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta Hindi SMS, 109 Characters
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she will Not dance.Coz Basanti kutto ke
samne nahi nachti....
ASCII SMS, ASCII Hindi SMS, 182 Characters
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Jab tum is duniya se jaoge,
Door kahin ek naya janam paoge,
Is bar galtee se jo hua so hua,
Mujhe yakeen hai agli bar lambi poonch aur 4 taang ke saath aaoge..!!!
Funny SMS, Funny Hindi SMS, 169 Characters
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Munna bhai: Agar bina danto ka kutta kate to kya karna chahiye...???
Circuit: simple bhai... Bina sui ka injection lene ka..!!!
Funny SMS, Funny Hindi SMS, 131 Characters
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Kabhi hausla bhi azma lena chahiye,
Bure waqt me muskura lena chahiye,
Agar 7ve din bhi khujli na mite to 8ve din naha lena chahiye..!!!
Funny SMS, Funny Hindi SMS, 140 Characters
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Dosti karo college wali se, pyar karo office wali se, batein karo pados wali se, ankh ladao sali se, love karo dilvali se, AUR MAR KHAO GHARVALI SE.
Funny SMS, Funny Hindi SMS, 148 Characters
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God apun se pucha,
Kidhar jana mangta ?
SWARG YA NARAK ?
Apun bola NARAK !
Apun ko malum,
Tum sala dost log udharich milega,
Bole to Jidhar tum, Woich apun ka SWARAG!!
Friendship SMS, Friendship Hindi SMS, 181 Characters
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ov o
l e Y U
ov o
l e Y u
L V e ou
HARI OM!!
Kabhi Bhagwan ka Naam bhi liya karo.
Fool SMS, Fool Hindi SMS, 126 Characters
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Is kadar hum aapko chahte hai ki duniya
wale dekh ke jal jate hai, yu toh hum sabhi ko ULLU banate hai, lekin aap thoda JALDI ban jate hai...
Fool SMS, Fool Hindi SMS, 143 Characters
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Legs utha ke karo.
Tange feala ke karo.
Ghuma ghuma ke karo.
Aage peechey dono taraf karo.
Jitna karoge utna halka mehsoos hoga.
*Ramdev ji ka yoga.
Fool SMS, Fool Hindi SMS, 158 Characters
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Yaad hai ham pehle kahan milte the...... train ruki, khidki khuli, nazro se nazre mili aur aapne kahan,..... ALLAH KE NAAM PE KUCH DE DE BABA!!!!!!
Fool SMS, Fool Hindi SMS, 147 Characters
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Hotho se jo choo liya,
Ehsaas Aab tak hai,
Aankhe Nam hai, Aur sanso mein Aag aab tak hain...
Aur kyo na ho... Khayi Bhi to 'HARI Mirchi...'-hai
Fool SMS, Fool Hindi SMS, 150 Characters
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If people says you are crazy, be patiend.
if they say you are monkey, relax. if they say you are stupid,be cool but if they say you are smart, Thapad maar sale ko.
Fool SMS, Fool Hindi SMS, 165 Characters
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I am sorry yaar, aaj tak maine tujhe avoid kiya,kai bar tujhse bat nahi ki,tujhse hath nahi milaya,
Sorry yaar mujhe pata nahi tha ki “AIDS” chhune se nahi failta.
Fool SMS, Fool Hindi SMS, 165 Characters
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Ek bar kuch bandar jangal se bhag gaye phir wo hotel mein phuchen unme se ek pizaa kha raha tha ek burger kha raha tha aur kuch bade dhayan se ye message parh rahe the.
Fool SMS, Fool Hindi SMS, 170 Characters
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Boy: Jaaneman, is dil mein aaja!
Gal: Sandal utaaroon kya?
Boy: Are pagli, yeh koi mandir thodi hai, aise hi aaja!
Flirt SMS, Flirt Hindi SMS, 116 Characters
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Ek tanha raat me apki yaad aayi, tanhai mitane ko humne ek cigrate sulgai, na jaane kaise qayamat ho gayi ke dhooeein ne bhi apki tasvir banayi.
Flirt SMS, Flirt Hindi SMS, 144 Characters
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Aaj didar, kal yaar, parson pyaar,
phir ekrar, phir intezar, phir takrar,
phir darar, sari mehnat bekar,
aur aakhir mein ek aur devdas at beer bar.
Shayari SMS, Shayari Hindi SMS, 150 Characters
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Bazu-o-mein dum rakhta hun,
Dil mein gum rakhta hun,
Pata tha SMS ayega tera,
Isliye DISPRIN sang rakhta hun.
Shayari SMS, Shayari Hindi SMS, 112 Characters
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Dil ka dard dil todne wale kya jane,
Pyar ke rivazon ko zamana kya jane,
Hoti hai kitni takleef ladki patane mein,
Ye ghar pe baitha ladki ka baap kya jaane.
Shayari SMS, Shayari Hindi SMS, 160 Characters
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Aey mere SMS mere dost ke pass jana,
Agar wo so raha ho to shor mat machana,
Jab wo jage to dhire se 'Muskarana',
Phir kehna "KANJUS" SMS karo!
Shayari SMS, Shayari Hindi SMS, 146 Characters
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Aahat si koi aaye to lagta hai ki tum ho,
Saya sa koi lehraye to lagta hai ki tum ho,
Ab tumhi batao tum kya kisi bhoot se kam ho?
Shayari SMS, Shayari Hindi SMS, 132 Characters
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Kya lekar aaya tha?
Kya lekar jayega?
Mujhe SMS na karke zaalim,
Tu kitna chillar bachayega?
Shayari SMS, Shayari Hindi SMS, 96 Characters
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Jab jab ghire badal teri yaad ayi,
Jab jhoom ke barsa sawan teri yaad ayi,
Jab-jab mein bhiga teri yaad ayi,
Ab raha nahin jata, Chatri Lauta de Bhai.
Shayari SMS, Shayari Hindi SMS, 153 Characters
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Vo aaj bhi hume dekh kar muskurate hain,
Vo aaj bhi hume dekh kar muskurate hain,
Yeh to unke bachche hee kaminey hain,
Jo Mama-Mama kehke bulaate hain.
Shayari SMS, Shayari Hindi SMS, 155 Characters
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Hum na hote to aapko gazal kaun kehta, apke chehre ko gulab kaun kehta,
Ye to karishma hai hum pyar karne walon ka warna pattharon ko Taj Mahal kaun kehta.
Shayari SMS, Shayari Hindi SMS, 156 Characters
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Ankhein khuli ho to chehra tumhara ho,
Aankhein bandh ho to sapna tumhara ho,
Mujhe maut ka dar na hoga,
Agar kafan ki jagah dupatta tumhara ho.
Shayari SMS, Shayari Hindi SMS, 147 Characters
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Pyara sa ehsas ho tum, har pal mere pas ho tum,
Jine ki ek aas ho tum, mann ka ek vishwas ho tum,
Shayad is liye.... Kuch khas ho tum.
Shayari SMS, Shayari Hindi SMS, 136 Characters
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Dil mein umeedo ki shamma jala rakhi hai,
Humne apni alag duniya basa rakhi hai,
Is umeed ke saath ki ayega SMS aapka,
Humne mobile par nazrein jama rakhi hein.
Shayari SMS, Shayari Hindi SMS, 163 Characters
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Unka ashiyana dil mein basa rakha hai,
Unki yadon ko seene se laga rakha hai,
Pata nahi yaad aate hain wohi kyun,
Vaise dost to hamne auron ko bhi bana rakha hai.
Shayari SMS, Shayari Hindi SMS, 165 Characters
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Baag ki har kali, khushbu de apko,
Suraj ki har kiran, nai subah de apko,
Hum to kuch dene ke kabil nahi hain,
Shayari SMS, Shayari Hindi SMS, 112 Characters
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Zindagi behaal hai,
Sur hai na taal hai,
Msg box bhi kangal hai,
kya aapki sms factory me hartal hai,
Yaar kuch to bhejo ye meri mobile ki zindagi ka sawaal hai.
Shayari SMS, Shayari Hindi SMS, 165 Characters
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Hum dua karte hain Khuda se,
ki wo aap jaisa dost aur na banaye,
Ek Cartoon jaisi cheez hai humare paas,
kahin wo bhi common na ho jaye!
Shayari SMS, Shayari Hindi SMS, 139 Characters
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Tere DIL mein rahenge SMS bankar,
Dhadkano mein bajenge RINGTONE bankar,
Kabhi apne DIL se juda mut Samajana,
Hum tere saath chalenge NETWORK ban.
Shayari SMS, Shayari Hindi SMS, 149 Characters
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Tere DIL mein rahenge SMS bankar,
Dhadkano mein bajenge RINGTONE bankar,
Kabhi apne DIL se juda mut Samajana,
Hum tere saath chalenge NETWORK bankar!
Shayari SMS, Shayari Hindi SMS, 152 Characters
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Aapki muskan hamari kamjori hai,
Keh na pana hamari majburi hai,
Aap kyon nahin samajhte is khamoshi ko,
Kya khamoshi ko zuban dena jaruri hai?
Shayari SMS, Shayari Hindi SMS, 146 Characters
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Soch ko badlo, sitare badal jayeng,
Najar ko badlo, nazare badal jayenge,
Kashtiya badalne ki jarurat nahi,
Dishaon ko badlo, KINARE badal jayenge.
Shayari SMS, Shayari Hindi SMS, 150 Characters
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Do pal ki bhi khushi na mili to kya hua umr bhar gam ke sahare ji lenge,
Kya hua jo hamari girlfriend nahi, hum aapki girlfriend ke sahare ji lenge.
Shayari SMS, Shayari Hindi SMS, 149 Characters
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Ek din hamare annsoon humse pooch baithe, humey roz -roz kyon bulate ho,
Humne kaha hum yaad to unhe karte hain tum kyon chale aate ho.
Shayari SMS, Shayari Hindi SMS, 136 Characters
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Jab dosti ki dastan waqt sunayega,
Tumko bhi koi shaks yaad ayega,
Tab bhool jayenge zindgi ke gam ko,
Jab apke sath guzara samay yaad ayega.
Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta Hindi SMS, 144 Characters
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Kaun jane kab maut ka paigam aa jaye,
Zindagi ki akhari sham aa jaye,
Hum toh dhundhte hain waqt aisa jab,
Hamari zindagi apke kam aa jaye.
Shayari SMS, Shayari Hindi SMS, 142 Characters
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Qayamat tak tujhe yaad karenge,
Teri har baat par aitbaar karenge,
Tujhe SMS karne ko to nahi kahenge,
Par phir bhi tere SMS ka intezar karenge.
Shayari SMS, Shayari Hindi SMS, 147 Characters
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Koi ankhon se baat kar leta hai,
Koi ankhon mein mulakat kar leta hai,
Bada mushkil hota hai jawab dena,
Jab koi khamosh rehkar sawaal kar leta hai.
Shayari SMS, Shayari Hindi SMS, 152 Characters
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Ai mere humnashin chal kahin aur chal,
Is chaman mein ab apna guzaara nahin,
Baat hoti gulon tak to seh lete hum,
Ab to kaanton pe bhi haq hamara nahin.
Shayari SMS, Shayari Hindi SMS, 155 Characters
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Bahut dur magar bahut paas rehte ho,
Aankho se dur magar dil ke paas rehte ho,
Mujhe bas itna bata do kya tum bhi mere bina udaas rehte ho?
Shayari SMS, Shayari Hindi SMS, 141 Characters
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Hume Hasne-Hasane ki aadat hai, Nazron se Nazar Milane ki aadat hai,
Par hamari to nazar unse hai ja mili, Jinhe nazar Zhukake Sharmane ki Aadat hai.
Shayari SMS, Shayari Hindi SMS, 150 Characters
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Chand lamhon ki zindagani hai, nafraton se jiya nahi karte,
lagta hai dusamanon se guzarish karni padegi, dost to aab yaad kiya nahi karte
Shayari SMS, Shayari Hindi SMS, 140 Characters
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Dhoka diya tha jab tum ne mujhe,
Dil se main naraaz tha,
Phir socha ki dil se tumhe nikal dun,
Magar woh kambakth dil bhi tumhare paas tha.....
Shayari SMS, Shayari Hindi SMS, 146 Characters
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Teri dosti hum is tarah nibhayenge,
Tum roz khafa hona hum roz manayenge,
Par maan jana manane se,
Warna yeh bheegi palkein le ke kaha jayenge.
Shayari SMS, Shayari Hindi SMS, 146 Characters
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Manzil unhi ko milti hai, Jinke sapno me jaan hoti hai,
Pankh se kuchh nahi hota, Hauslon se udaan hoti hai.
Shayari SMS, Shayari Hindi SMS, 109 Characters
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Woh ruthte rahe hum manate rahe,
Unki raahon me palkein bichate rahe,
Unhone kabhi palat ke bhi na dekha,
Hum ankh jhapkane se bhi katrate rahe.
Shayari SMS, Shayari Hindi SMS, 147 Characters
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Yaadon ki dhund me aapki parchai si lagti hai, Kaanon me gunjti shahnai si lagti hai,
Aap karib ho to apnapan hai,
Warna seene me saanse bhi parai si lagti hai.
Shayari SMS, Shayari Hindi SMS, 162 Characters
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Woh inkar karte hain ikrar ke liye,
Nafrat bhi karte hain to pyar ke liye,
Ulti chaal chalte hain yeh ishqwale,
Ankhein band karte hain didar ke liye.
Shayari SMS, Shayari Hindi SMS, 153 Characters
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Kuch nasha to aapki baat ka hai,
kuch nasha to dheemi barsaat ka hai,
humein aap yun hi sharabi na kahiye,
is dil par asar to aap se mulakat ka hai!
Shayari SMS, Shayari Hindi SMS, 151 Characters
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Ek ada aapke dil churane ki, ek ada aapke dil me bus jane ki,
Chehra apka chand sa aur ek zid hamari chand pane ki.
Shayari SMS, Shayari Hindi SMS, 116 Characters
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A lady asked Santa: LIPTON di chah hai?
Santa replied: Mainu ta nahi hai ji, tainu hai ta lipat ja...
Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta Hindi SMS, 102 Characters
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Frog: Tumhare paas dimaag nahin hai.
Santa: Hai.
Frog: Nahin hai.
Santa: Hai.
Frog: Nahin hai & jumps into the well.
Santa: Isme suicide karne waali kya baat thi.?
Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta Hindi SMS, 168 Characters
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Banta ek sadhu se bola: Baba, meri biwi bahut pareshan karti hai, koi upay batao.
Sadhu: Beta, upaay hota to main sadhu kyun banta?
Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta Hindi SMS, 132 Characters
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Preeto: Raat ko aap peeke gutter mein gir gaye the.
Banta: Kya bataoon, sub galat sangati ka asar hai, hum 4 dost... 1 bottle, aur woh teeno kambhakt peeten nahin.
Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta Hindi SMS, 164 Characters
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Nurse: Congrats Santa ji, aap papa ban gaye.
Santa: Meri wife ko nahi bolna mein use surprise dunga!
Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta Hindi SMS, 102 Characters
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What's Ford?
Santa: Gaadi.
What's Oxford?
Santa: So simple, Bail Gaadi.
Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta Hindi SMS, 74 Characters
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Q: A Man asked Santa, "Akal badhi ya bhains? "
A: Santa bola, "Pehle date of birth to batao."
Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta Hindi SMS, 94 Characters
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Q: A Man asked Santa, "Akal badhi ya bhains? "
A: Santa bola, "Pehle date of birth to batao."
Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta Hindi SMS, 95 Characters
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Santa found answer to the most difficult question ever- What comes first - the chicken or the egg?
O yaar, jiska order pehle doge, vo ayega!
Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta Hindi SMS, 141 Characters
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Saathi sirf woh nahi hota jo jeevan bhar saath nibhaye; Saathi to woh bhi hai jo jivan ke kuch palon mein bhi jeevan bhar ka saath de jaaye.
Friendship SMS, Friendship Hindi SMS, 140 Characters
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Teri arzoo main humne Baharon ko dekha! Teri Zustzo main humne Sitaron ko dekha! Nahi mila tum se badhkar in nigahon ne hazaron ko dekha.
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Aapko kya lagta hai hum aapse flirt karte hai
Rukko, sambhlo, abhi ke abhi aapko alert karte hai
Arrey yeh toh mahol aur mausam ka asar hai
Varna aise vaiso par hum bhi time waste nahin karte hai
Funny SMS
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Ishq ne insaan ko kya bana diya.....
kisi ko pagal, kisi ko diwana bana diya..........
Do Phool ka bojh na utha sakti thi Mumtaj.....
Shaanjahan ne usi per tajmahal bana diya..........
Funny SMS
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diya hay upper waley ne mobile apko tu
kuch to sharam kia karo
call to tu karte nahi mazlom per
har roz 2-4 sms he kar dia karo
Funny SMS
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date per ghalib apni gf ka intezar kar rahey they
gf k dayer se aney per unsey farmaya
falak k sitaroon ko neend aa rahi hay
ulo ki pathi to ab aa rahi hay.
Funny SMS
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Dil dia tha muhaabat ki nishani samjh kar,
woh kha gaey usse biryani samajh kar...
Khoon-e-jigar bhi nahi chora zalim ney,
wo bhi pee gaey Limmu Pani samajh kar...
Funny SMS
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Apni zndagi se kuch pal deydo mujhey...
aaj na sahi apna kal deydo mujhey...
Khushi do ya na do marzi tumhari...
apni kisi achi si girl frend ka number deydo mujhey....
Funny sms
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Tumko dekha to yeh khyaal aaya
Tumko dekha to yeh khyaal aaya
Ki Paaglo ke stock mein Naya Maal Aaya